We will just have to see what comes up - like tossing a coin!
Quotable and the Not So Quotable Quotes
"For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done." ~ Andrew Carnegie
"Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." ~ William Jennings Bryan
Humor, if You Can Call it Humor
Courtroom on Record - Actual records of court proceedings
Attorney: How old is your son?
Witness: I can never remember if he is 35 or 38.
Attorney: How many of those years did your son live with you?
Witness: 45 years.
What did the ostrich say to the penguin at the South Pole?
"Whatever you do don't stick your head in this white stuff... It'll freeze your ears off! Oh, I see I'm too late."
(I know, I said I wouldn't post any of my own. Sometimes a person gets desperate.)
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