Now Where Did I Leave Them?


I know I had them yesterday,
I had them over there.
I put them on the kitchen stove,
They have to be somewhere.

I must have set them somewhere else,
That’s plain enough to see.
So where from there?
My memory’s haunting me.

They were on the nightstand overnight.
No one there did tamper.
I saw them by the morning light,
I’m beginning to remember.

After my shower,
I read for an hour;
Then fixed my breakfast plate.
(That part I can relate.)

But now I recall, and that’s not all;
(The rest is so embarrassing.)
I’ve discovered the place; they’re on my face.
My glasses are not missing.